SlapMac
Slap your MacBook. It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.
macOS 15+ · Apple Silicon (M2+) required
Your laptop has feelings now
SlapMac hides in your menu bar. When you slap your MacBook, it responds back, with volume proportional to your force.
Six moods of protest
101 sound clips across 6 voice packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.
Ouch. Ow. Hey! Classic pain energy.
Dial in your slap
Also, it does these things
Menu bar only
No dock icon. Lurks silently.
Volume scales with force
Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.
Adjustable sensitivity
From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".
Cooldown timer
Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.
Launch at login
Always ready. Always listening.
Slap counter
Tracks your lifetime slaps in the menu bar. High score pending.
Onboarding
A polite welcome before the chaos begins.
👋 $2.99. Less than your coffee. More fun than your therapist.
Requires an M2+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.
Disclaimer: Warranty void if you slap too hard. We will not fix your laptop. AppleCare won't either.