SlapMac
Slap your MacBook. It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.
macOS 14.6+ (Sonoma) · M1PRO+ MacBook required
SlapMac went viral. Like, everywhere.
Featured on 500+ US radio stations, viral on Instagram, TikTok, and X. Millions of impressions. Thousands of slappers. And a lot of very confused MacBooks.
Your laptop has feelings now
SlapMac hides in your menu bar. Slap your MacBook and it screams back, with volume proportional to your force.
Lid CreakNew
Open or close your lid and it creaks like an old wooden door.
Requires an M2PRO+ MacBook. Some models may not work due to hardware compatibility.
USB Moaner
Enable USB Moaner mode and your MacBook reacts every time you plug or unplug a USB device. Same voice packs but no slapping required.
Nine moods of protest
150+ sound clips across 9 voice packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.
💋 Woman
Your MacBook gets... expressive. Use headphones.
Dial in your slap
Also, it does these things
Menu bar only
No dock icon. Lurks silently.
Volume scales with force
Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.
Adjustable sensitivity
From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".
Cooldown timer
Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.
USB Moaner
Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.
Launch at login
Always ready. Always listening.
Slap counter
Tracks your lifetime slaps in the menu bar. High score pending.
Onboarding
A polite welcome before the chaos begins.
🛣️Roadmap
Metal & Man soundpacks, audio sample protection
v1.3.0 — currentTwo new soundpacks (Metal and Man), 9 voice packs total with 150+ clips.
Custom sound packs
v1.4coming soonAdd your own sounds. Record your voice, your cat, your boss — whatever you want your MacBook to scream.
iOS version
ios appSame energy, pocket-sized. Slap your iPhone and it fights back.
Past releases
👋 $6.9. Less than a burrito. More fun than your therapist.
Requires an M1PRO+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.
Frequently asked questions
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