SlapMac Go
Slap your iPhone. It screams back.
Same energy, pocket-sized.
iOS 17.0+ · iPhone or iPad
Your phone has feelings now
SlapMac Go detects physical impacts on your iPhone or iPad using the built-in accelerometer and plays audio responses. Slap it and it screams back — volume proportional to your force.
Nine moods of protest
150+ sound clips across 9 voice packs. Same roster as the Mac version — your coworkers won't know what hit them.
💋 Woman
Your phone gets... expressive. Use headphones.
Combo system
Chain slaps within 2 seconds and climb 8 combo tiers. Screen flash intensifies, text grows, your phone shakes — all the way to GODLIKE!
Everything it does
Volume scales with force
Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.
Adjustable sensitivity
From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".
Cooldown timer
Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.
Haptic feedback
Your phone vibrates on impact. It felt that.
Screen flash
Combo Hit pack lights up your screen on impact.
Slap counter
Tracks session + lifetime slaps. Chase that high score.
Dynamic Island
Shows slap count in the notch. Keeps running in background.
Onboarding
Detects your accelerometer, then walks you into chaos.
Pro features
Unlock the full experience with a one-time purchase.
- ✓All voice packs — unlock every soundpack beyond the base set
- ✓Dynamic Volume — volume responds to impact force
- ✓Dynamic Island — slap count in the notch, background audio
Zero data collection
No analytics. No tracking. No network requests. All accelerometer data is processed entirely on your device via CoreMotion. Your slaps are between you and your phone.
👋 $2.99. Less than a coffee. More fun than your therapist.
Requires iOS 17.0+ and a willingness to hit expensive things.