SlapMac logo — a cartoon laptop getting slapped

SlapMac

Slap your MacBook. It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.

Download for Mac

macOS 14.6+ (Sonoma) · M1PRO+ MacBook required

EXPLORE SLAPMAC

Actually, there's a lot more than slaps.

Useful, unhinged utilities for your Mac.

MAC FEATUREMOTION CUES

No more nausea, with style.

A calmer journey, right at the edges of your screen.
Four looks. Real motion. Your kind of subtle.

Explore Motion Cues
MAC FEATURELID EFFECTS

Fancy folding animation for your Mac.

Your desktop folds with the lid.
An unnecessarily satisfying goodbye.

Play with Lid Effects
MAC FEATURE ARMED & READY

Open-space safety for your Mac

Someone moves your Mac. An alarm screams.
And you get a selfie of the thief 🥷.

Meet Anti-Theft mode
SEPARATE IPHONE APP

Same chaos.
Pocket-sized.

Meet SlapMac Go.
Your iPhone has feelings now, too.

Discover SlapMac Go
🎬Make a reel, get SlapMac for free. See how it works ➡️ 

SlapMac went viral. Like, everywhere.

Featured on 500+ US radio stations, viral on Instagram, TikTok, and X. Millions of impressions. Thousands of slappers. And a lot of very confused MacBooks.

Your laptop has feelings now

SlapMac hides in your menu bar. Slap your MacBook and it screams back, with volume proportional to your force.

SlapMac menu bar showing slap counter
The viral video that started it all

The viral video that started it all

2 days later
App launch

App launch

USB Moaner

Enable USB Moaner mode and your MacBook reacts every time you plug or unplug a USB device. Same voice packs but no slapping required.

Nine moods of protest

150+ sound clips across 9 voice packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.

💋 Woman

Your MacBook gets... expressive. Use headphones.

Dial in your slap

Sensitivity0.051g
Butterfly landingFull commitment
Cooldown1.0s
Rapid-fire hecklingDramatic pauses

Also, it does these things

Menu bar only

No dock icon. Lurks silently.

Volume scales with force

Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.

Adjustable sensitivity

From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".

Cooldown timer

Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.

USB Moaner

Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.

Launch at login

Always ready. Always listening.

Slap counter

Tracks your lifetime slaps in the menu bar. High score pending.

Onboarding

A polite welcome before the chaos begins.

🛣️Roadmap

Lid Effects 🪭

v1.4.5 — current

Your desktop tilts, blurs and settles as the lid comes down, driven by the real hinge sensor. Drift, Dusk and Mist. Play with the demo →

Anti-Theft Mode 🚨

v1.4.0

Motion-triggered alarm with Selfie of Shame, auto-arm on screen lock, Touch ID to disarm. See the full breakdown →

Custom sound packs

v1.5coming soon

Add your own sounds. Record your voice, your cat, your boss — whatever you want your MacBook to scream.

iOS version

iOS version

ios app

Same energy, pocket-sized. Slap your iPhone and it fights back.

Past releases

v1.3.0Metal & Man soundpacks, audio sample encryption, 9 voice packs / 150+ clips
v1.2.0Lid creak mode, USB trigger mode, decoupled soundpacks, settings overhaul, about page
v1.0.16About page, commentator voice toggle, heavy punches at max combo, brand color update
v1.0.15Combo Hit soundpack with tiered combos & screen flash, punch SFX + commentator
v1.0.14Bugfixes
v1.0.13New goat soundpack
v1.0.9Bugfixes, dock icon, detection improvements

👋 $9.99. Less than a burrito. More fun than your therapist.

Requires an M1PRO+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.

Download for Mac

Frequently asked questions